Drakis' scales

Journal Entry

o.o My bar tab is $1730...

This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."

So... journal entry...

Okay, fine. journal entry. Finished the semester yesterday. Seeking a job. Single. Wants to finally get drunk (It's been much too long). Ron Muek was interesting (It actually fucking freaked me out). Planning on seeing the Gutter Demons.

That's all for now. And as a final note; In the Ghetto!

Marf?

I felt a need to update.


You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.
1. Where is your cell phone? Nowhere
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Hopeful
3. Your hair? Died
4. Your mother? Cold
5. Your father? Cool
6. Your favorite thing? Tablets
7. Your dream last night? None
8. Your favorite drink? Milk
9. Your dream car? Efficient
10. The room you're in? Bedroom
11. Your ex? Winnipeg
12. Your fears? BEES!
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Ubisoft
14. Who did you hang out with last night? nobody
15. What are you not good at? Intergrals
16. Muffins? Films
17. One of your wishlist items? DVD
18. Where did you grow up? Aylmer
19. The last thing you did? GuitarHeroII
20. What are you wearing? Clothers
21. What aren't you wearing? Underwear...
22. Your pet? Husky ^^
23. Your computer? Efficient
24. Your life? Starting
25. Your mood? Indifferent
26. Missing? Money
27. What are you thinking about right now? Money
28. Your car? Money
29. Your work? Money
30. Your summer? Money
31. Your relationship status? Dating (huzzah!)
32. Your favorite color? Green
33. When is the last time you laughed? #26
34. Last time you cried? Dunno...
Tags: meme

I'm in IT right now. I was playing super smash brothers while the teacher was talking about a linked implementation of a generic data type called Queue. Yeah...

Let's see... what do I have planned for the next week... study tonight. I have an exam tomorrow morning at ten. I'll also try to finish the IT assignment due Sunday. Very entertaining. After the exam on Saterday though, there WILL be a party to which I plan on attending. Iron Klaw is opening up his house again. He must be crazy. But we appreciate. I'm planning on maybe working on IT during that party. Or at least the very beginning of it.

Then what? Uh... 1100 lab, 1322 assingment I think. Those aren't that bad actually. Already started the lab.

That's about it. There's other things that happened. Nothing important. Concert mostly. That was very fun and entertaining. Ask me about them I suppose. To those few little who actually read. Oh, I have Guild Wars now. Huzzah!

Poochie, signing off.

Yup! It's valentines day! And frankly, it doesn't bother me the least that I don't have a mate / boyfriend to share this day with. Feeling pity for yourself is counter productive. I have an exam tomorrow for Pete's sake. Again, this may be due to my lack of emotions... but I look around me and I am happier and happier that I am cold and generally unfeeling.

And besides, reading week is coming up. That means a lot of good things including a short voyage, drinking in the morning and being a lazy bum (in that order).

On a side note, I've started purchasing books I read during highschool. If anyone has read Errances, then you know how completely INSANE I must be. It was a terrible experience I can't wait to rekindle ^^. I also purchased Le Parfum (It's a movie now!) because it was exactly the same edition I read in highschool and it was a terrific book. Quite smelly... I'm not kidding.

I'm going to go back to my FAKE math studying (stupid boolean algebra. Thinks it's real math) and listening to happy music *listens to "Dig up her Bones" by Misfits*

Make a comment in this post and I will...

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4) Tell a first memory about you
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7) Afterward, you MUST spread this disease in your own LJ

MUAHAHAH!

If anybody knows anyone or of anyone that resembles in anyway to a hurricane, please let me know. I am on a quest to find a hurricane man.

This post's topic will be about "Fridays".

Do you know what friday is?

That's right! It's a day of the week!

Okay. Enough with the kid's show mood. Yesterday was awesome. Had class (that wasn't that awesome but hold on, it gets better!) then, I came home and Sabrina tells me that our Karaoke party is cancelled (SCORE!) and we were going to go shoot pool at the Terminus in Hull instead. I was thrilled about that. So of course, I drank beforehand to be already on my way to that special place before she picked my up (Orange juice and gin. Very normal for a drink). Sab's boyfriend is starting to be less and less of a stranger to me which is very good because sabby likes him very much. So he drove me, sab and her bro all the way out there to the Terminus. There was FREE pop corn and 5 dollar pool for like 2-3 hours. I learned that I have some skills at least at pool for I beat Dan and JB in one on one matches. Me and Dan split a pitcher of Molsen Ex which was sort of okay I guess. Very frothy.

I was happy because I was with friends and I was even HAPPIER because all my friends were happy. And that's all I really want. As long as people around me are happy, then no need to worry about me.

So yeah. We left around 11:30 maybe and hung out at Timmies for a while. We ate a lot of doughnuts (They were out of Timbits! Shame!) and sandwhiches and stuff. It was awsome. Then Dan left. So we finished off the night at sab's, watching Family Guy (I'm so excited about this bill that I'm going to sign it with all capital letters. It's going to read "ADAM WEST"! You'll see!)and drinking "vino" (Ah, Dave. You are a smart one). Went home and talked to my sister for a bit the went to bed at 2:30-3:00.

Good evening. It wasn't eventful or anything and nothing spectacular happened. It's just that it made me feel really awesome.

One last thing. If everything works out, I might be able to have a weekend again! YAY! If I go to the french section of ITI1121, then my fridays are free again. And that makes me happy. In a down there kind of way.

Another small entry. Don't mind the one from this morning. I was really tired.

I just want to wish a good new year to everyone on my friends list (mostly because I'm pretty sure no one else reads this. And if you do, tell me!). Even though I don't know some of you all that well, I still love you all!

Don't aim too high for your new years resolution people!

I think mine for this year will be to see my friends more often. Ever since I've been in Uni, it's been much more difficult.

Yup. That's it.
Invader Poochie, signing off.

Random entry because it's 3:30 in the morning. Talking to sister. Sister emo. Blergh. It's okay. Frank love sister. Sister awsome. Goodbye.

Couple things. I made a south park icon with a southpark icon maker. I sort of look like that I suppose. With the gloves and everything.

Second, I got a KICKASS laptop. I got jealous when I saw BT's and Purple's fancy tablet laptop so I used tuition moneys to buy my own. It rules. It was on sale to 1000 instead of 1400. I didn't get much software with it but I already had word and stuff like that. So it was all cool. So now, it's pretty much my main computer. Both moniters are plugged on it (I've wanted 2 monitors for a LONG while) and I play all my old games on it. I switch back to the old compy when I want to play more demanding games and do school shit I can't do on this lappy (mostly printing). I've been practicing drawing on this thing a whole lot and shit. Yeah. So that's it. The sound system on the lappy itself is really weak, which is good for me. When my sister sleeps and the rest of the family, I just unplug my surround sound and I have music for myself without using earphones.

What else... 3 exams coming up...

Sab's party on friday (happy birthday dear!)

That's pretty much it! I pretty much just wanted to brag about my new baby.

Wish list time! Okay, here's what I want for Christmas. Probably won't get all that but I don't care:

-motherboard and processor
-Markers
-Party down with friends
-PC tablet
-Catherine
-Go on a trip, anywhere
-Good grades
-Sleep
-A trumpet

That's about it.

Some of these I know I won't get, even though they are the ones I want to most (trumpet, trip, etc). Money can't buy happiness, but it sure as hell catalyzes it. There is one thing I want a lot of though and that is time with my friends. I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM BUT I NEVER SEE THEM! TESTICLES! I know I will be seeing Catherine on Christmas eve, Sab's birthday is on the 23rd, Spaz's party is on the 27th, and I think that's all I have planned. I really need to find a new years eve party though.

and YES! I said CHRISTMAS you MOTHER F***ERS! With a capital "C"! I'm not Christian, but I still despise the politically correct. Screw the "holidays".

I saw Happy Feet with Kara and Jayson yesterday... I couldn't believe how good and disturbing this movie was. NOT FOR CHILDREN! Making eggs will never again mean the same thing to me... I still recommend this movie though. For those who are afraid that this movie is too cutsy, don't worry too much about it. It's actually very violent and full of innuendo.

On another note, I only have one pez left in my purple ninja turtle (Donatello I think?) pez dispenser... *saddened*

This can't be right... can't it?

The only thing I agree with here is that I need to let more people into my life.

Finals are coming up. Not too stressed. Just annoyed. Intergration is a funny thing, isn't it?

Wow, I think it might be the KFC I had for dinner, but I feel like shit right now. I need to get out, but I have no one to get out with.

I want to go to a bar for a hockey game or something, but I'm not of age to go. I only got 6 months to go 'till I'm 18, but still. Doesn't help that not too many people I know like hockey. I myself am not an enthusiast, but it is good entertainment. I don't know what's wrong. I guess not seeing my friends everyday is playing a bigger number on me than I had expected. It's all going to work out though. It's not something permanent. I'm guessing I still have 2 years tops to feel like this and then I should be okay. Especially since I didn't have good friends up until 2 years ago and I am used to being alone (I'm re reading this and I realize it sounds like I'm saying this to be a martyr, but I'm really not. Compared to most, I am very comfortable being alone. There's just a limit.).

I want to play sports, but I'm not good enough for leagues.

I want to play video games, but all the gamers around here are Xbox gamers and shit

I want to go to parties, but the only ones I have access to are heavy on drugs.

I want to see Catherine, but our schedules differ too much.

I want to go to a concert. I should call Justin...

Sigh. I don't complain much, and I'm aware that I want a lot of things. But I never get what I want. I'm glad I can complain publicly without imposing myself on people who don't want to hear it. I think that may be why livejournals are cool.

I wished I had something to say here. So I suppose I'll just post a test result. This describes be well I believe. Plus, I love giving backrubs ^.-.^



Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating him nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a man, and let things take their course. If he wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

Borat. Borat, Borat Borat. I watched it yesterday. It was... disturbing for many reasons. I don't want to spoil it for any of you so I won't go into detail. All I'm going to say is that it was sold out for the two night showings last night at the colossium and it was playing in two theaters simultaniously. I've never seen a lineup this big. Fortunatly I got good seets ^.-.^ So go see it if you like jokes about differences in culture.